 Hello ladies and gentlemen which are my visitors, my name is Snerd. My full name I cannot disclose, for this is an Internet Website and it is far too informal to do so to thousands of unknown strangers whom I do not know. You have reached my very own Internet Website, which shall bless the Internet Website Community with it's presence. The Internet Website Community is also called the World Wide Web, and the Information Super Highway, but it is improper to call it that in scientific terms as in actuality it is a collection of Internet Websites that form a community. The term "highway" is a slang that was propaganded by someone who obviously did not understand the ways of the Internet, as the Internet Website Community does not consist of any actual roads, so this statement is completely false when said. Here on my Internet Website, you will find the highest quality of Internet Website Content you can find. You will find my reviews on other Internet Websites, my editorials that many of you will probably not have the mental capacity to understand(sadly), and links to many Internet Websites that I am sad to say disgrace the beauty and elegance that is the Internet Website Community. You will notice at the top I have placed an Internet Website Image, or "banner" as the lamens call them, I assume. It is a comical rendition of myself with text on the side stating the name of my Internet Website. Ha ha. I find that humorous. Whether you consider this humorous as well or not is entirely up to you. But I, however, do, and have placed it there in hopes of humoring others across the world. Think of it what you will. You will notice I have organized my Internet Website in the most pleasant way possible. I have arranged a table navigation on the right which has Internet Website Hyperlinks to all of my Internet Website's Content, which allows access to the "core" of my Internet Website with much ease. I have also arranged a "main" table that you are currently reading at this moment, for the latest news regarding my Internet Website as well as an introduction to new visitors. You will also noticed I have made sure to keep my Internet Website's colors a strict black and blue, as all other colors were never used on the Internet Website Community originally and the two are meant to be the only colors on the Internet. Therefore, I have made sure to uphold this theory, for it is true. All other known colors on the Internet Website Community cause Retina Inflamations to begin with, but I'm afraid your puny Cerebrum cannot contemplate my words, so I will discontinue speaking. I am sorry. Please enjoy my Internet Website. Snerd's Internet Website News Thursday, November 15, 2001 20:16:05: My daily level of gameplay in the PC-CDROM title "Quake 3" was interupted by a Dialup DCCI Flangelor Error on my Mod Code, so I updated my Internet Website again with my Internet Website Review of Neo-Entertainment. Thursday, November 15, 2001 18:41:56: I have listed Internet Websites that disgrace the Internet Website Community. I am saddened to see what people have done to the Beauty of the Internet. I'm going to take my medicine that accels my thinking capabilities, play 8 hours, 5 minutes and 32 seconds of Unreal Tournament for the PC-CDROM on my computer of which I make the updates from, and then I will update once again. Tuesday, October 30, 2001 5:16:02: I have started my Internet Website in it's preliminary stages. |
Internet Website Reviews -Neo-Entertainment
Internet Websites that Disgrace the Internet Website Community Internet Website of which I work on thus allowing me an Internet Website Staff Page, "Little Ryo" |