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January 11th, 2002 - 1630 CST
Moneybags has arrived - Daovonnaex
Link to site on new server: Little Ryo. Well, since the rest of the staff at this site is extremely poor and lives off of garbage, I paid for a new server and a domain, meaning that their souls are now mine. The tripod version of this site will be up for only a short while longer (in case there are any errors). GMD brilliantly botched much of the html, but that has been fixed at the new site. Soon we will have a new and splendid layout, as well as converting the site to PHP4 and utilizing MySQL.
January 8th, 2002 - 2:55 PM EST
I AM A GREAT AMERIKAN ROCK & ROLL STAR! - GMD
New article: Final Fantasy IV: The Programmer's Room. I promise, no more FF4. Just one more article about comparing Black Chocobos with the Monkeys from The Wizard of Oz. Then THAT'S IT.
Everything may not look like it, but at the moment alot of the site is in shambles. We're supposed to get a pretty new server, change everything to PHP, get various other non-English speaking items, somehow get a better set of forums-- but at the moment, I cringe looking at the damn thing. And just incase anybody planned to ask, yes, we'll be getting a new Trout-Flavored Yogurt Machine by the end of the month. Stop nagging me about it.
January 5th, 2002 - 4:03 PM EST
Destiny brought me here, Fate is now removing your pants. - GMD
Two new reviews: Evil Zone and Final Fantasy IV. Two week's work. That's pathetic. But I've been busying myself with multiple things, and facing many boring, unfunny personal problems, so it's somewhat expected.
December 30th, 2001 - 2:38 PM EST
Let's ROCK and ROLL. - GMD
Two new old logged convos of joy: Antonio's Rage and WONDERBOT, along with Episode #18 of the Wowie Zowie Show.
I've got so much to review, so little initiative to write anything. I plan to pull a standard all-nighter on "The Night Before Next Year", perhaps then I can find the power to write. Or I could just watch TV, eat nachos and play Final Fantasy IV like usual... whichever.
December 28th, 2001 - 3:03 PM EST
"Oops, this service is unavailable! Please try again in a few minutes." - GMD
For those baffled why "wowiezowie.cjb.net" still just redirects to what's left of Wowie Zowie(and I'm sure everyone's just DYING to know!), here's the story.
Step #1: Went to CJB.net. Tried to log in. Forgot password, considering I've only logged in to the account once. Had it sent to my old email address, hosted by the wonderful people at IGN.com(or in actuality, the people of the Snowball Network, since IGN pretty much decided it'd be best to do everything in their power to become Snowball dependant ages ago).
Step #2: Went to check old email address. Even remembered the password this time. Logged in. Email's down. "Please try again in a few minutes", I am told.
Step #3: Waited a few minutes. Tried again. Message is repeated.
Step #4: Waited a few minutes. Tried again. Message is repeated.
Step #5: Waited a few minutes. Tried again. Message is repeated.
Step #6: Waited a few minutes. Tried again. Message is repeated.
Step #7: Waited a few minutes. Tried again. Message is repeated.
Step #8: Waited a few minutes. Tried again. Message is repeated.
Step #9: Waited a few minutes. Tried again. Message is repeated.
Step #10: I realize that I have now grown a beard, lost my virginity, become a legendary Baseball player, and that the world has been infected with a virus that turns everyone into Zombies. I decide that I should stop trying to check my email.
So in other words, until The IGN/Snowball/Whatever Else Is Tied In There Network gets their email service functioning in a few minutes(which I'm assuming is ancient code for an elevated amount of time, much larger than an actual minute), the old redirect won't work.
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