Chibi Gohan's Girl's Page!1
MY AVDIC COLUM!
alrite hear i wil ansur al off ur cwestons abot luv adn lost off otehr tihngz ~_^ plez now taht i hav ketp thes pplz nams SERCET so tehy dont git ahsamd adn kil tehmselvs ^_^
q #1: My parents say I need to move out of the house. I'm 29 years old, have three children, and I'm married. I think they're just trying to get back at me for something I did a couple weeks ago. What should I do?
a: wel tahts simpal juts do waht i do adn say soemtihng liek "mom i wil do it latre". tehy alweyz belev u adn it werks evry tim ^_^
q #2: I have a big problem, Chibi Gohan's Girl. My Personal Computer keeps on telling me to "hit any key to continue". So I hurry, run and grab my hammer, and begin to do as it says. Then nothing happens. HELP ME!
a: i say kep doign it ^_^ evnetuly soemting shod hapen
q #3: My boyfriend is threatening to break up with me because he says I don't "put out". I told him it would be best if we saved ourselves for when we got married, but he just laughed and called me a prude. I love him alot. Should I give him sex to make sure our relationship doesn't fall apart?
a: yes off corse ~_^ dotn be a tese guyz dotn liek taht i fond taht owt adn nwo tehy al liek me aolt 4 som reson ^_^ olny ting is tehy wotn stpo calign me "teh bike". tahts a sily nicnam istn it?
q #4: I've been reading a book called "Don Quixote". I think it relates closely to my own SINISTER FANTASIES of walking the world as a deranged old man in a suit of armor, with his chunky sidekick at his side. Am I wrong for thinking this way? Should I stop reading it?
a: ok wots a bok?
q #5: I believe that, in a fight against a mutated dolphin that somehow strayed from the sea(or laboratory), Gohan would lose. Do you agree?
a: no off cors not ghohna kan nevre los ^_^
q #6: I've been wondering for a long time just how they make the candy chocolate of an M&M melt in your mouth, but not in your hand. So... any idea?
a: i tink tehy us nukluar powar or soemting
q #7: When I make out with my girlfriend, she always starts to stick her tongue up my nose. At first I didn't think much of it(even considered it a time-saver from having to use a kleenex), but now it's just getting plain annoying. What should I do?
a: my dadie awlayz syas "trun teh ohtar chek" i dotn now wat taht mens butt i say u sould do teh sam 2 her seh mit liek it ^_^
q #8: I'M STILL READING THE BOOK DON QUIXOTE AND I THINK I'M BEGINNING TO LOSE MY MIND. PLEASE SAVE ME.
a: ok mr liek i sad i catn hepl u untl i now wat a bok is
q #9: do u liek dbz???
a: y yes i do tee hee ^_^
q #10: I have this bad habit of picking my nose and shoving whatever's on my finger down my pants... girls really don't like that. I am now a very depressed teenage boy. Please tell me how to stop this bad habit.
a: wel i dotn now som girlz mite liek it hee hee liek me mabe ~_^
q #11: IkeepdrinkingalotofMountainDewallatonceandIthinkit'sbecomingaproblembecauseitmakesmereallyhyperwhatdoyouthinkIshoulddohuhhuhhuh!!!!!!??????
a: dirnk som mor mabe it wil caml u donw
q #12: You are by far the most unintellegent, "ditzy" female Dragonball fan on the face of this planet. This section, as well as your "site" itself, is the absolute essence of stupidity. By visiting this site, you have not only made people stupider, you've deprived them of several minutes of their lives. Goodbye, and may God have mercy on your poor, poor soul.
a: hey mr il hav u now i am nto dum. i
werk on a db WESTIE. how cood i be dum???
tank u for ur coments ^_^
q #13: Whenever I masturbate, I can't seem to get my mind off of rabbits. Just plain, white bunny rabbits. It's really been a hassle as of late. Any thoughts?
a: mabe i kan hepl owt tee hee ^_^
q #14: What time is it?
a: sorry i dotn now waht u men liek is it tim 2 parte? no i dotn thikn so nto yet neway ^_^
q #15: I don't know why this is, but I've always dreamed of sticking my left hand inside of a blender. Lately it's been to the point of obsession. It's like the blender is sitting there, staring at me with it's whirring blades... it almost arouses me just talking about it. But, obviously, sticking my hand inside of a blender really isn't the smart thing to do. So, what SHOULD I do?
a: how do u now if it is or nto? i say tri it adn se if it is or nto ^_^
q #16: I am constantly determined to prove my friends wrong; Disco IS coming back in the new millenium. But, they don't believe me. What should I do to make them?
a: put on taht ymca sogn cus evry1 luvs taht sogn ~_^
q #17: My Pokemon were stolen by TEAM ROCKET! They have my PIKACHU! HELP ME FOR GOD'S SAKE!
a: sore i olny liek dbz nto pokeman ^_^
q #18: I am extremely fat. Because of this, I lay around depressed in my apartment watching TV all day, only leaving to get money to pay the bills. Please, just hold me...
a: ewwwwwww no u r fat adn probly swety growse
q #19: My computer had a CPIIS Disk Flangelor Error on the Mod Code, and now it won't stop giving me F09++ error readings! Please tell me how to fix it!
a: um ok i coodnt red taht ^_^
q #20: Does my hair look better up, or down? Honestly?
a: duh i catn se u we r on teh INTARNET werld wid web butt probly donw liek min ^_^
plez if u hav ayn qs to bee asnwred sedn tehm ^_^
BAK 2 teh MAN!!!!!!!!!!!