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Fruity, Part 2
-December 17th, 2001-
WatermelonLabz: yo im back
BigOafyMatt: Evidently.
WatermelonLabz: lol
WatermelonLabz: do you and chrissie write poems together?
BigOafyMatt: No...
BigOafyMatt: Why?
WatermelonLabz: oh , she writes poems
WatermelonLabz: and buy lookin at ur profile...
BigOafyMatt: I write songs and various articles and rants.
WatermelonLabz: oh
BigOafyMatt: I do more drawing than writing anyway.
WatermelonLabz: i saw ur drawings
BigOafyMatt: I don't have any finished work up there.
WatermelonLabz: on ur website?
BigOafyMatt: *nod* Yup.
WatermelonLabz: o.
BigOafyMatt: *looks at his own profile* I bet you don't know who Guns N' Roses are.
WatermelonLabz: there a rock band
WatermelonLabz: they sing
WatermelonLabz: im not a morom
WatermelonLabz: moron*
BigOafyMatt: That is debatable.
WatermelonLabz: you dont kno me
WatermelonLabz: you live in virginia rite?
WatermelonLabz: What is there to do there?
WatermelonLabz: hello?
WatermelonLabz: MATT???
BigOafyMatt: sorry...
WatermelonLabz: its aight
BigOafyMatt: Phone.
WatermelonLabz: what about it?
BigOafyMatt: HAD TO ANSWER THE PHONE.
WatermelonLabz: OH OK!
WatermelonLabz: what does bigoafy mean?
BigOafyMatt: *shrug* That I'm big, and I'm oafy.
WatermelonLabz: what is oafy?
BigOafyMatt: Like an oaf. Pertaining to or behaving like an oaf.
WatermelonLabz: what is an oaf??
WatermelonLabz: im seripus i dont know what an oaf is
WatermelonLabz: serious*
BigOafyMatt: Dictionary.
BigOafyMatt: Use a dictionary.
WatermelonLabz: i dont wanna go get it!
WatermelonLabz: nevermind theres one on aol
BigOafyMatt: AOL SUCKS!
WatermelonLabz: no it dosent
WatermelonLabz: what do u have
WatermelonLabz: ?
BigOafyMatt: YES IT DOES!
BigOafyMatt: I use netzero with a banner kill.
WatermelonLabz: banner kill?
WatermelonLabz: whats that?
BigOafyMatt: It removes the popup banners.
BigOafyMatt: Jesus, you're an idiot.
WatermelonLabz: oh
BigOafyMatt: You could at least ACT like you know something.
WatermelonLabz: banners dont bother me
BigOafyMatt: "You don't know shit, man. But they know."
WatermelonLabz: ok..
WatermelonLabz: oaf is a stupid person
WatermelonLabz: a clumsy person
BigOafyMatt: Yet somehow I'm smarter than you. Odd.
BigOafyMatt: The second definition fits me.
WatermelonLabz: so ur clumsy.
WatermelonLabz: and ur big
BigOafyMatt: I'm 6'5" and weigh 230 pounds. I have a right to be clumsy.
WatermelonLabz: and ur name is matt
WatermelonLabz: 230 isnt fat when ur that tall
BigOafyMatt: I never said I was fat.
WatermelonLabz: well ur callin urself big
WatermelonLabz: i cant see u and chrissie together
WatermelonLabz: shes kinda short and very thin
BigOafyMatt: You can't see us apart, either.
WatermelonLabz: she says ur cute.
WatermelonLabz: what do u 2 have in comm0n?
BigOafyMatt: We work good together?
WatermelonLabz: what do u mean workl
WatermelonLabz: do u to have the same job?
BigOafyMatt: She's 14. She can't even HOLD a job.
WatermelonLabz: down in may state u can have a job
WatermelonLabz: at that age
BigOafyMatt: Not full-time.
WatermelonLabz: not a good job though
BigOafyMatt: And I don't work, out of personal preference.
WatermelonLabz: ok so what do u mean u work good to gether?
BigOafyMatt: We get along well.
WatermelonLabz: oh
BigOafyMatt: *screams* DO YOU LIVE IN A BOMB SHELTER OR SOMETHING?
WatermelonLabz: hell no
WatermelonLabz: lol
WatermelonLabz: what is there to do in virginia?
BigOafyMatt: I live in MARYLAND.
BigOafyMatt: MA-RY-LAND.
WatermelonLabz: what?
BigOafyMatt: MARYLAND!!!!
WatermelonLabz: what about chrissie?
BigOafyMatt: MARYLAND!!!
WatermelonLabz: does chrissie?
WatermelonLabz: ?
BigOafyMatt: MARYLAND!
WatermelonLabz: i kno that u live in maryland
WatermelonLabz: so u and chrissie live in maryland
BigOafyMatt: You're gonna send me into a rage high, you idiot...
WatermelonLabz: What is there to do in maryland?
BigOafyMatt: Kill people like you.
WatermelonLabz: why would u kill me?
BigOafyMatt: Because you're obviously too dumb to live.
WatermelonLabz: no-1 can kill me
WatermelonLabz: no-1 will kill me
WatermelonLabz: and im not dumb
BigOafyMatt: 1-1 will kill you.
BigOafyMatt: And you're as dumb as a fruit fly, but lack the charisma.
WatermelonLabz: Y WOULD U WANT TO KILL ME?
WatermelonLabz: HUH?
BigOafyMatt: Because you're too dumb to live! I thought I made that clear!
WatermelonLabz: IF U MET ME U WOULD NOT WANT TO KILL ME
WatermelonLabz: im 13
WatermelonLabz: ur 16
BigOafyMatt: I have no problem with killing you.
WatermelonLabz: i obviously dont kno some of these words that ur using
WatermelonLabz: ok, chrissie told me u were nice, y arent u acting that way?
BigOafyMatt: BECAUSE YOU'VE LOST MY RESPECT BY BEING A STUPID AVERAGE AMERICAN THIRTEEN-YEAR-OLD!
BigOafyMatt: I was smarter than you will be at 20 when I was your age.
BigOafyMatt: And because you piss me off.
WatermelonLabz: well...i dont want u to murder me so bye now.
BigOafyMatt: GO! LEAVE! ROT IN YOUR HOVEL!
BigOafyMatt: NYAAAAH!
WatermelonLabz: nyaaaah???
WatermelonLabz: whats that
WatermelonLabz: u and ur made up words....
WatermelonLabz: lol
BigOafyMatt: *has turned from mad as hell to laughing his ass off* You can't seriously want me to explain the meaning of "Nyaaaah", can you?
WatermelonLabz: WELL IM GLAD THAT UR LAUGHIN BUT IM GOING NOW
WatermelonLabz: AND I DONT KNO WHAT NYAAAAHH MEANS
WatermelonLabz: I DONT KNO MARYLAND SLANG
WatermelonLabz: AIGHT?
BigOafyMatt: Fine, then. Go.
WatermelonLabz: BYE
BigOafyMatt: BYE!
WatermelonLabz: INSANE LAUGHING LUNATIC!
WatermelonLabz: LOL
WatermelonLabz: BYE
BigOafyMatt: Still a step ahead of you, WL.
WatermelonLabz: WL???
WatermelonLabz: WHATS THAT?
WatermelonLabz: USE ENGKLISH
BigOafyMatt: Your name.
WatermelonLabz: OH
BigOafyMatt: WatermelonLabz. WL.
WatermelonLabz: THATS MY SCREEN NAME
BigOafyMatt: *snarls* Leave this place at once!
BigOafyMatt: I know that.
BigOafyMatt: Now get the hell off my screen!
-Matt
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