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Fruity, Part 1
-December 17th, 2001-
FlyingStrawberry: hey
BigOafyMatt: AAAH! No more fruit SN'S!
FlyingStrawberry: waz wrong with u?
BigOafyMatt: I'm gonna shoot my computer screen!
FlyingStrawberry: dis aint christine
FlyingStrawberry: watermelon labz
BigOafyMatt: Then who is it?
FlyingStrawberry: her friend
BigOafyMatt: I still don't like you.
FlyingStrawberry: and y u be talkin 2 her like that?
FlyingStrawberry: yo she is not dumb
BigOafyMatt: Are you sure?
FlyingStrawberry: yes i am
FlyingStrawberry: listen up, i dont wanna hear about u anymore
FlyingStrawberry: so stop talkin trash abput her
FlyingStrawberry: aight?
BigOafyMatt: Your friend or Chrissy?
FlyingStrawberry: my friend
FlyingStrawberry: u better unblock her
BigOafyMatt: I have her on block. That way I won't talk ANYTHING about her. Or TO her.
FlyingStrawberry: Dont be warnin her either
FlyingStrawberry: y u warn her?
FlyingStrawberry: and dont threaten her
BigOafyMatt: To get her to go away.
FlyingStrawberry: she warn u rite back
FlyingStrawberry: thats my gurl
FlyingStrawberry: WELL BYE
BigOafyMatt: She's succeeded in getting me on a rage high. At the moment, I'm so angry I could jump through my monitor, into the internet, and back out your monitor.
FlyingStrawberry: RAGE HIGH?
BigOafyMatt: And then I'd strangle the both of you, thus raising the average IQ of the human race another two points.
BigOafyMatt: That's right.
FlyingStrawberry: WHATS A RAGE HIGH?
BigOafyMatt: I get adrenaline levels when I'm angry like you wouldn't believe... I get high when I get mad...
FlyingStrawberry: LISTEN IM NOT TRYIN TO MAKE U MAD.
FlyingStrawberry: U JUST ARE GETTIN MAD, OVER NOTHING.
BigOafyMatt: Everything makes ME mad.
FlyingStrawberry: WHY?
FlyingStrawberry: EVERYTHING?
BigOafyMatt: Well, not EVERYTHING... Most things...
FlyingStrawberry: WHY ARE U LIKE THAT?
FlyingStrawberry: BE NICE
FlyingStrawberry: LAUGH:-)
BigOafyMatt: I do laugh.
FlyingStrawberry: DONT GO ON A RAGE HIGH
BigOafyMatt: I've been laughing at the convo I had with your friend for the better part of ten minutes now.
FlyingStrawberry: GOOD
BigOafyMatt: You have to understand, I don't take life seriously.
BigOafyMatt: I get happy and mad at the same time.
FlyingStrawberry: stay happy
BigOafyMatt: I'm what is commonly known as... CLINICALLY INSANE
FlyingStrawberry: ur not insane
FlyingStrawberry: have u been to an isylum?
BigOafyMatt: I've never been committed. Only I know the true reach of my psychosis.
BigOafyMatt: And it's "Asylum", not "isylum".
FlyingStrawberry: oh
FlyingStrawberry: u would know,
FlyingStrawberry: jk
FlyingStrawberry: is chrissie insane like you?
BigOafyMatt: No. She's just depressed.
FlyingStrawberry: y is she always depressed
BigOafyMatt: Her folks beat her and crap.
FlyingStrawberry: does she beat them back
BigOafyMatt: It's not because of me... Well, not because of things I did, anyways...
FlyingStrawberry: what did u do?
BigOafyMatt: She's 14 and has a two-digit weight. She can't fight back.
BigOafyMatt: I didn't do anything but GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HER
FlyingStrawberry: if i was her i would be out the door buyin a rifle
BigOafyMatt: Where are you going to find a store that sells rifles to children?
FlyingStrawberry: i dont know
BigOafyMatt: EXACTLY.
FlyingStrawberry: she could find one
FlyingStrawberry: places in NY sell them to anyone
FlyingStrawberry: she can find knives
BigOafyMatt: WE DON'T LIVE IN NEW YORK.
FlyingStrawberry: i kno
FlyingStrawberry: me either
FlyingStrawberry: she could get knives
FlyingStrawberry: to use against her parents when they beat her
BigOafyMatt: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go play Diablo II and satiate my bloodlust. Tell your friend to look that word up.
FlyingStrawberry: ok
FlyingStrawberry: go play diablo
BigOafyMatt: Tell her she'll be unbanned in two days, at which time I will decide whether or not to keep it that way.
FlyingStrawberry: diablo is a type of lambrigini
BigOafyMatt: Diablo is spanish for devil.
FlyingStrawberry: lambohrgini is a cool car
FlyingStrawberry: where the doors go up
-Matt
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