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Dino-Dong

-December 18th, 2001-
Mr. Can O 11/30/20 9:56 PM Evening, how are you tonight?

Mr. Can O 11/30/20 10:01 PM Mediocre. What's news, Oafenarms?

Mr. Can O 11/30/20 10:01 PM News is good?

Hedgecrush 11/30/20 10:02 PM No, my ICQ is fucked up.

It doesn't want to accept the fact that you recieved the messages, apparently.

Mr. Can O 11/30/20 10:04 PM Ugh.....

Hedgecrush 11/30/20 10:05 PM ICQ is screwwy

Mr. Can O 11/30/20 10:08 PM Jus like dat wascally wabbit.

Hedgecrush 11/30/20 10:08 PM Well, not weally...

Mr. Can O 11/30/20 10:12 PM Does yer mudder know yer usin langage like dat, pally?

Hedgecrush 11/30/20 10:13 PM Hellz naw, niglett

Mr. Can O 11/30/20 10:16 PM Dambit, now ya' dun' set mah grit's a'grinnin!

Hedgecrush 11/30/20 10:17 PM Fo' shizzle!

Mr. Can O 11/30/20 10:19 PM Mah nizzle!

Hedgecrush 11/30/20 10:20 PM H-to-tha-izzo-V-to-tha-izz-A

Mr. Can O 11/30/20 10:21 PM *mumbles the next line incoherently and dances spasmodically*

Hedgecrush 11/30/20 10:21 PM *doesn't know the next line, but laughs at you anyway*

Mr. Can O 11/30/20 10:21 PM Monkey shittles!

Hedgecrush 11/30/20 10:22 PM Wow.

Mr. Can O 11/30/20 10:22 PM Inventin' my own cannonfucking expletives!

Hedgecrush 11/30/20 10:23 PM Farqnuckle!

Mr. Can O 11/30/20 10:23 PM Shitspittle!

Hedgecrush 11/30/20 10:23 PM Blenderbitch monkeybuttle!

Mr. Can O 11/30/20 10:27 PM fuckduster titsmack!

Hedgecrush 11/30/20 10:27 PM Gruubleblister yes!

Mr. Can O 11/30/20 10:29 PM Skidpizzle pudgelicker!

Hedgecrush 11/30/20 10:29 PM Fun with AOL:

TrenchCoatGiant: SIGN UP AT ROBOTECH.COM SO I CAN GET ME SOME POINTS! GAAAAAAAH!

TrenchCoatGiant: *flails madly and collapses in a heap*

CowSpike: *L* I will man, I will. It seems like I won't, but I will!

TrenchCoatGiant: DO IT NOW! *flails more, howling like a craven duck-mutant-raven bird monster critter*

Mr. Can O 11/30/20 10:31 PM Spike? Dat Spikens?

Hedgecrush 11/30/20 10:31 PM 'Tiz!

Mr. Can O 11/30/20 10:38 PM Yazzul!

Hedgecrush 11/30/20 10:38 PM Freiluk!

Mr. Can O 11/30/20 10:41 PM Munkuzzie!

Hedgecrush 11/30/20 10:42 PM Flarg!

Mr. Can O 11/30/20 10:43 PM Fuzzsnickel!

Hedgecrush 11/30/20 10:44 PM Gralf!

Mr. Can O 11/30/20 10:46 PM Lezington!

Hedgecrush 11/30/20 10:46 PM Mozzer Mazznet!

Mr. Can O 11/30/20 10:48 PM No, that's someone who's lost their dentures saying Monster Magnet.

Hedgecrush 11/30/20 10:48 PM Mezzfids!

Mr. Can O 11/30/20 10:48 PM Pumpkunge!

Hedgecrush 11/30/20 10:49 PM Mazzarazzi!

Mr. Can O 11/30/20 11:04 PM Later man, pleasant sleep.

- Thirteen-Day Pause -

Mr. Can O 12/12/20 8:28 PM Hello, how have you been?

Hedgecrush 12/12/20 8:29 PM Hello, quite good, actually; you?

Mr. Can O 12/12/20 8:31 PM Feeling cold inside, depressed, and unsatisfied.

Hedgecrush 12/12/20 8:31 PM Oh? Sorry to hear it. Care to share why?

Mr. Can O 12/12/20 8:33 PM Happened yesterday. Don't even want to think about it anymore.

Hedgecrush 12/12/20 8:34 PM *nod* Understood.

My online journal. I'm currently making updates to the page's layout.

Mr. Can O 12/12/20 8:38 PM I will look at it now.

Hedgecrush 12/12/20 8:38 PM *nod*

Mr. Can O 12/12/20 8:40 PM I feel empty inside. You have a nice journal.

Hedgecrush 12/12/20 8:41 PM Thanks. Reload it, I just finished making a change. And I'll get another one tacked off in just a moment.

Mr. Can O 12/12/20 8:44 PM Just did.

Hedgecrush 12/12/20 8:44 PM Swell. Like the disclaimer?

Mr. Can O 12/12/20 8:47 PM Sure thing, pleasant night to you.

Hedgecrush 12/12/20 8:50 PM Gotta go, man. TTYL.

- Intermission -

Mr. Can O 12/13/20 8:35 PM Hola man, how goes?

Hedgecrush 12/13/20 8:35 PM Fairly well, how 'bout you?

Mr. Can O 12/13/20 8:38 PM I'm conscious and living. That's got to be something.

Hedgecrush 12/13/20 8:39 PM Yeah, that's true.

Mr. Can O 12/13/20 8:43 PM Fair enough. What's news?

Hedgecrush 12/13/20 8:44 PM Had a couple of good ideas today. Groups of ideas are rare.

Mr. Can O 12/13/20 8:45 PM Do share.

Hedgecrush 12/13/20 8:45 PM Dragonball universe play-thru-chat RPG. Dragonball universe tabletop RPG. And so on. =P

Mr. Can O 12/13/20 8:48 PM They'd make a fortune on pewter miniatures....I'd already thought up Dragonball Monopoly a while back.:>)

Hedgecrush 12/13/20 8:49 PM Heh.

Actually, I was thinking a little more like DBZ meets Shadowrun or something.. An old-school RPG.

Mr. Can O 12/13/20 8:50 PM Oh, I didn't think that's what you meant at all....I was adding my two cents. Mind you, it'd be for pure merchandising ability, but think of the cash it'd bring in.....

Hedgecrush 12/13/20 8:51 PM *nod* I figured that'd be a big part.

Mr. Can O 12/13/20 8:54 PM Hell, the only reason they make any variant Monopoly is for money. *shrug*

Hedgecrush 12/13/20 8:54 PM *smirk* I know. And to think people like us buy it, too.

Mr. Can O 12/13/20 8:56 PM I own both Looney Tunes and Pokemon Monopoly, and have bought an NFL Monopoly as a gift. My brother owns Star Wars: Episode 1 Monopoly. I'mnot proud.

Hedgecrush 12/13/20 8:57 PM *laughs*

Mr. Can O 12/13/20 9:00 PM The Tick is on, and fucking hilarious.

Hedgecrush 12/13/20 9:01 PM I watched most of Family Guy.

Mr. Can O 12/13/20 9:02 PM Tick was better tonight....

Hedgecrush 12/13/20 9:04 PM I see.

Mr. Can O 12/13/20 9:04 PM They spent about 15 minutes of it trying to get the concept of sex through to the Tick.

Hedgecrush 12/13/20 9:05 PM *laugh*

Mr. Can O 12/13/20 9:09 PM It took a nature program about mating habits of praying mantises to get anything through, and that as that arthur was in danger of being eaten.

Hedgecrush 12/13/20 9:11 PM Heh

Mr. Can O 12/13/20 9:15 PM I only wish they could have freed up the supporting character licenses.....I miss Sewer Urchin.

Hedgecrush 12/13/20 9:16 PM Heh.

I downloaded the theme to the old syndicated English Dub episodes of Dragonball Z. Rock the Dragon, yo.

Mr. Can O 12/13/20 9:19 PM Everybody Wang-Chung tonight.

Hedgecrush 12/13/20 9:20 PM http://www.popularuniverse.net/wz

Mr. Can O 12/13/20 9:22 PM I so want the dragon to just say, Dude, WTF? Can't you losers do anything by yourselves?

Hedgecrush 12/13/20 9:25 PM What, the DB Dragon? Man, if I were ol' Shenlong, I'd be like "Fuck you mortal bitches! Make me some goddamn dinner or I burn you to a crisp and eat that instead, women!"... And then I'd rape Bulma with my seventy-foot-long Dragonmember and ITS two dragonballs. But that's another story.

Mr. Can O 12/13/20 9:29 PM Dude, it's not stringing cranberries. Squishing woman after woman onto your Dragonschlong XXX just leaves you unsatisfied and with corpses on your dong.

Hedgecrush 12/13/20 9:31 PM *laughs heartily* Yeah, true.

Mr. Can O 12/13/20 9:36 PM You grant wishes, go find that huge Pamela Anderson from the Lit video.;>)

Hedgecrush 12/13/20 9:36 PM Hell, my wish is to not be sexually frustrated so often so I don't kill off every human woman by splitting them in half.

Mr. Can O 12/13/20 9:38 PM You still think you're the dragon,don't you.....*snaps his fingers*

Hedgecrush 12/13/20 9:39 PM *explodes in a burst of light and returns to the seven dragonballs, which then form together into his normal human form* Dammit! Not this crap again! AAAH!

Mr. Can O 12/13/20 9:44 PM I'm more than happy with my big animal schlong, which is apparently standard equipment on big, dumb animals, thank you very much. Dude, you really have to stop obsessing about dino-dong.

Hedgecrush 12/13/20 9:45 PM Hey, it keeps my girlfriend happy.

Mr. Can O 12/13/20 9:47 PM Heh.....lucky guy. Been too long for me.

Hedgecrush 12/13/20 9:48 PM *shrug* Can't help ya there.

Mr. Can O 12/13/20 9:49 PM I'm well aware, Senor. *grin* miss my chick.

Hedgecrush 12/13/20 9:50 PM So'd I. She's 50 minutes away, by my only method of transportation.

Hedgecrush 12/13/20 9:51 PM Even ol' Dino-Dong doesn't have much choice when he don't have a driver's license.

Mr. Can O 12/13/20 9:52 PM Aargh......no driving it home when you can't drive it there.

Hedgecrush 12/13/20 9:53 PM The one wish I cannot grant: a valid Maryland driver's license.

Mr. Can O 12/13/20 9:54 PM Dude, failed the test?

Hedgecrush 12/13/20 9:54 PM Nah. Have my learner's. Just lazy and no time.

Mr. Can O 12/13/20 9:57 PM The fact you could be with your girl right now isn't motivation? Man,you are lazy.

Hedgecrush 12/13/20 9:58 PM I couldn't be with my girl right now. It's ten PM, dude. I've gotta leave soon.

Mr. Can O 12/13/20 9:59 PM I meant today.

Hedgecrush 12/13/20 9:59 PM Well, she was working, anyway.

Hedgecrush 12/13/20 10:00 PM Dude, do you mind if I save this conversation? I'm studying how to improve my Art of Random Technique to surpass my status as Crown Prince of Art of Random Technique.

Mr. Can O 12/13/20 10:06 PM What would you use it for, exactly?

Hedgecrush 12/13/20 10:07 PM I'm gonna send it to a guy. I think he might enjoy it. I know I would.

-Matt