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Antonio's Rage

-December 30th, 2001-
Part 1

GMD: Did you HAVE SEX WITH HER!?

Shenron: WHO !?!?!?!

GMD: You know who...

Shenron: no .... who ?

GMD: QUIT DENYING AND ADMIT IT!

Shenron: O_o in real life?

GMD: You had SEX with her... and you ENJOYED IT, DIDN'T YOU!?

GMD: DIDN'T YOU!?

Shenron: WHOI!!!!!

GMD: You KNOW who it is, so I why don't you just admit it and get it over with?

Shenron: O_O !!

Part 2

GMD: You better admit to it.

Shenron: ok

GMD: I'm serious, I know you did it.

Shenron: what

GMD: So just admit to it, get it over with, and we can go on with our lives.

GMD: You had sex with her, man. You did.

GMD: I have proof.

Shenron: whos man

GMD: YOU.

Shenron: haha ... who did i have sex with ?

Shenron: was i there ?

Shenron: O_o

GMD: YOU KNOW!

Shenron: no i dont

GMD: Why do you persistantly try to hide it?

Shenron: cuase i love u to much

GMD: Don't play DUMB with me, you can't trick me anymore.

GMD: You can't trick Antonio anymore, either.

Shenron: i had sex with his WIFE !?!?!? SWEET

GMD: You just can't STOP THE LIES, can you!? You know good and well me and Antonio share our girlfriend... whom you SLEPT WITH.

Shenron: ;_; its all true

GMD: Finally... the truth comes out.

GMD: Well now, I guess I have to beat the hell outta you.

Shenron: no !

GMD: *begins pummeling him*

Shenron: GOD NO

GMD: Shut up, it'll hurt less if you stop talking!

GMD: *boxes his nuts, bites them off, spits them out*

Shenron: O_O !!!!!! AHHHHH

GMD: *does Mexican Hat Dance on them*

Part 3

GMD: By the way, Antonio's planning on pressing charges.

Shenron: .. charges ?

GMD: Adultry charges... you know what I'm talkin' about.

GMD: You had SEX with his wife.

GMD: And you know it.

Shenron: ...;_; im sorry

GMD: Well, sorry isn't gonna cut it in COURT, is it!?

GMD: Couldn't keep your PANTS on, could ya, FRENCHIE!? Ya just had to screw her brains out, DIDN'T YOU!? DIDN'T YOU!?

GMD: She was MY lover too, y'know!

Shenron: it might .... ill just flash them my sexy smile 8-) works everytime

Shenron: she said i was better

Shenron: sorry ...

GMD: Why, you LITTLE!

GMD: YOU LIE! She said I had a big one...

GMD: The biggest one she had ever seen...

Shenron: it was opposite day

GMD: ...NO!

GMD: NOOOOOOOO!

GMD: Why, Maria... WHY!?

GMD: WHY!?

Shenron: yep , sorry ... I mean im sure... its big... and everything ... but come on ... I mean ...look at me , It obvious I have a superior wang

GMD: Damn you well-endowned Frenchies... DAMN YOU!

GMD: DAMN-YOU!

GMD: D-A-M-N YOU!

Shenron: 8-)

GMD: Okay, thank you.

Shenron: what

Shenron: ?

-Grand Master Dragon