Episode #18: 400 MAGIC GOLD(S)
 Ah yes, that's it, yeah-- keep going...
 Not again...
 Great.
Oh yes... almost there... that's it! THAT IS IT! YOU'VE GOT IT BABY!
 *crawls out from under desk* There, two shoes tied just right!
Whew, thanks...
Just when this show could have gotten interesting.
Well, anyway, we've got a gre-
 Hold the phone, Biznasnatch!
...'The hell?
EEK! BUGS!
 Not just any bugs, my dear... we are bugs from the Moon.
The Moon?
N, no, Jupiter! We come from friggin' Jupiter, bitch!
Jupiter? That makes sense, that's where we're broadcasted to.
Err, yes, w,we're from Jupiter and that's how we know about you. And now we are here to enslave your women and take your show.
Now wait just ONE minute here... we just went through a fighting episode last time, I'm not about to do it AGAIN.
GMD, you have to fight them, babe!
Why? Let 'em take the show, it sucks.
Yeah, see? So okay Mr. Jupiter Bugs, do whatever you want.
Oh, uhh... why thank you. And now we will take the show. Yes.
That's friggin' right!
NO!
I will of course assume the role as your Dictator.
No, you will be our boy who will fetch our Pepsi One and Dorito products.
YEAH!
I think not.
We think so or else you will taste the power of our Bug Beams. Yes.
HELL YEAH BIZNASNATCH!
Bug... beam?
Hey, GUITAR FU@#! Get over here!
 ......?
We will not waste our energy on such a CHICKEN WEAKLING HUMAN, so we will instead employ one of your own to do so. Yes.
That's right, walk your silent-ass over here biznasnatch!
.......
Now hit the bald human over the head with your guitar.
And SMOKE THIS CUBAN!
Yes, smoke while doing so.
......... *raises guitar over his head*
No Pueto, don't do it! GMD, you have to STOP HIM!
...Whoa, look at that, Tomb Raider 13 is coming out next week... huh? You say something?
*sighs*...
Oh no, I am terrified.
DAMN RIGHT BITCH!
*smokes cigar with Guitar still raised over head*
Yes, now hit him in the head.
Can't SOMEBODY stop this madness!?
Superman.
...Superman?
He could.
Superman isn't HERE right now, is he?
But he could, honestly.
...We're doomed...
 STOP! RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE EVIL!
What the...?
It's That Guy.
No, it can't be, he has a helmet on... so it could only be...
CAPTAIN CANADA, THE ULTIMATE DEFENDER!
Captain who?
Not to worry young lady, I will stop the wrongs of these non-righteous ones!
Hey Shenron.
HUH!? WHO IS THIS "SHENRON"?!
That helmet looks retarded on you, y'know.
...Really? I thought it blended well with the outfit...
Enough of this crap we will now enslave you all. Yes.
And if ya don't like it you can feel the friggin' Bug Beam!
Err, oh yeah... I AM HEAR TO STOP YOU NON-RIGHTEOUS ONES!
Eat Bug Beam, bitch! *fires a small dot from his forehead, which slowly proceeds towards Captain Canada*
.......
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........
.......
Ha! You're screwed now!
Umm... *grabs dot* Whoa, it's like a Fruitcake!
Maybe it is?
Screw this you humans are far too primitive for us to battle we will run now. Yes.
Yeah screw you we don't need your stupid show! *flies away with Bug #1*
Phew, that's over... hey, That Guy! Where'd you go? He dissapeared...
Good.
Cut from the show once again.
Hey guys, did you hear about this? TOMB RAIDER 13.
Is this the one where Lara is a robot ghost who has to seek revenge for her twice-murdered father?
No, it's the one where she's a robot ghost who has to seek revenge for her THRICE-murdered father, as well as the butler from Tomb Raider 2.
Didn't the butler always get stuck in the freezer?
That's right. She's seeking revenge against the freezer.
...... *finally lowers guitar, plays ending sequence*
-Grand Master Dragon
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