Episode #17: Bizzaro Zowie
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 Where's GMD?
Don't know.
Possibly dead.
No, don't say anything bad like that!
Well, he could.
 *comes running in* Whoa, whew...
Where were you? YOU HAVE A SHOW TO DO!
Huh? Show? What the he- OHH, this...
...Well? Where were you?
...He was after me...
Who?
Him.
Who's him?
Him.
Yes, I know, but who's he?
Him.
That's what I'm asking you!
Stop, in the name of Abbot and Costello.
Him is... him...
Oh, you mean him?
No, not him... Him.
What?
That Fire-Flame Intelectual?
No, we don't have a what yet...
I'm confused.
I'm not.
Somehow I'm not surprised by that.
This Him... is my doppleganger...
Your what?
My... evil clone...
GASP! *DUN DUN DUN!*
GASP! *DUN DUN DUN!*
......! *DUN DUN DUN!*
...Yawn...
But there's a twist... he's from the Bizzaro World.
So he's Bizzaro GMD, like Bizzaro Superman?
Err, yeah, I guess...
Is he gonna kill you? He might kill you.
What did I tell you about your Thrill of Death days? Keep it to yourself.
What if I don't want to?
Do you want another time-out?
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So, anyway, he's on his way here right now... and- oh God, he's here!
Where?
 MWA HA HA! *flies in, swipes GMD and knocks him unconscious*
NO!
...Awesome.
This is the best thing that has ever happened to this show.
Heh heh heh, glad ya like it ya bastards! I'm in charge now!
Are you gonna kill him? You should kill him.
Later dude, gotta deal with a few other things right now... first, this show is from now on called "Rock the Fu#$in' Shit". Is that clear, you fu@#balls? How about you, Compu-Geek?
...You talkin' to me?
That's right, mutha-fu@#a. Now get back to work or I'll decapitate you and send your head to the NFL as a donation football.
...Yes sir.
Now to deal with the bitch... what's up, baby?
Leave me alone! Bring GMD back!
That fu@#ball's a loser. I'm the big-sh$% now.
You'll never get away with this!
...Good point, but... ah, what the hell. Now gimme some sugar, baby.
NO!
(Right now the cards are in my hands. I single-handedly hold the key to saving this show, or not...)
 (You must help them, they are your friends, Dao!)
(The blond hates me, actually.)
 (There ya go! See, she ain't gonna appreciate it anyway, so just join this new guy and maybe you'll get control of a couple countries in a few years. Hell, at least you'll get to have your way with the chick when he's done.)
(But if you don't... wait a minute, sex?)
(That's right, stupid.)
(I agree then. Don't save them. Sex is good, and must be recieved.)
(What he said.)
(Hmm...)
Stop resisting! You know you want some of my overly-large genitalia!
Eek, stop!
That's enough.
Well if it isn't little goody-two-shoes!
Good, bad-- I'm the GMD with the sword.
Ahem... RIPOFF... Ahem...
Well, you think you're just SO FRIKIN' GREAT because you've got a... whoa, that is a pretty big sword, isn't it?
That's right.
Eh heh... well, y'know, I better get back to Bizzaro World, dinner's just about ready and I gotta take the cake out and walk it and bake the dog so seeya! *begins running away*
No, I don't think so... *decapitates Bizzaro GMD with sword*
Oh GMD, you're my hero!
I could have done that, but I didn't wanna.
Good. Somebody died.
........ *plays ending sequence*
-Grand Master Dragon
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