Episode #16: CHRISTMAS IS REALLY COOL!/No.
 Yeah, that's right... we're back on the air again, kids, and just in time for a very special Christmas Episode!
 It's not special.
 Nope.
What are you guys talkin' about?! We manage to keep the show after a very, VERY big legal battle with the Public Broadcasting System, it's Christmas, and... something else. We have alot to be happy for!
No.
I disagree.
...Wait a minute, is "something else" the naked corpses of the Olsen Twins?
Not exactly... she's in the Control Room.
She?
 Hi!
Who the hell are you?
Trinity, don't you remember?!
No.
I'm GMD's girlfriend now!
It's about damn time...
It's about fu@#ing time...
Well, we've got one heck of a-
Can I sit over here, next to you?
...Of course, Honeypie... Dao, move over.
No.
YOU'RE RUINING CHRISTMAS!
Whatever... I'm going to go take over Poland...
Well you just do that, MR.SCROOGE! Here baby, you can sit right there.
Aww, thanks!
To activate the Self-Destruct Sequence, to NOT activate the Self-Destruct Sequence... To activate the Self-Destruct Sequence, to NOT activate the Self-Destruct Sequence...
Well, we didn't need him anyway, did we? Just me and you... that's the way it will always be.
Oh, GMD...
Eh, heh heh... well, our first guest is pretty darn special... we went a little out of our way to get him, but we did it to promote our Age 4-8 and Disturbed Man Child Ratings... give it up for the one and only, SANTA CLAUS! GIVE IT UP!
 Uaggggghhhh...
What the hell is THIS!?
Eek! I'm scared, get it away, GMD!
Hmm... I dunno...
YEAH RIGHT! YOU DID THIS, DIDN'T YOU!?
No.
Then who did!?
Nobody... it seems a Zombie slipped in here from October's leftover Halloween gimmicks and... ate Santa...
WHAT!?
Cool!
BRAINS... Need... BRAINS... UGH...
Wait, I think he's trying to tell us something! You need... what?
BRAINS...
Whoa, it sounded like he said "brains"!
...That's because I did, FAT HUMP! God, you people... go to school! *walks away, lights a cigarette*
Well, um... our next guest is a REAL STAR HERE, folks! Give it up for one of the guys from the HOT band, NSYNC, Lance Bass! How's it goin', Lance?
 Uhhhhhhhhhh, ummm...
...Maybe you didn't hear me, I said "How are you doing?".
Uhhhhhhhhhh, ummmmm...
Look, Wang-Chung, it's a simple question: HOW ARE YOU?!
Uhhh, y'know, ummm... I dunno, y'know...
Got better responses from The Zombie...
They seem the same to me, actually.
No.
They aren't?
The Zombie wanted brains.
Uhhhhhhhhh...
*sighs* Well, that does it, Christmas is ruined! MY CAREER IS OVER, MY SHOW'S OVER, MY LIFE'S OVER!
Awww, babe, you still got me!
...Yeah, but, well, uhh...
Come on, let's go in the back...
No.
Was I talkin' to you?!
..........
 ..........
No.
No, no, no! All you are is a broken record with "no"!
PMS.
WHAT!?
There, I said something different.
...Well, it looks like this show's shot... oh yeah, we have one last special guest... it's that guy in the audience... Say hello... you.
 H-
Okay, that's it, let's go baby.
No problem, I'm ovulating.
A pre-requesite of PMS...
GMD, are you gonna let him talk to me like this!?
Well, uhh, I was kinda thinkin' about it...
You better not, or else!
Or else what?
*whispers in GMD's ear*
...You're bluffing. You always do that in the middle.
Try me.
*sighs* Oh, fine... Come here, Mike, I gotta... cut ya...
No.
Yeah, I'm... afraid so. Come on, just come over here, it makes it easier, so I don't have to walk CLEAR down there... Mike, are you there? MIKE, HELLO?!
*heard far off in the distance* No.
...Oh well, I can do without That in the middle...
Ohhh, you know I was just bluffing!
Oh... AH HA HA HA! Good one! (Thank God, that's some good stuff...)
.......... *plays ending sequence*
-Grand Master Dragon
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