Episode #14: Curtain Rod Blues
 Last time on Zowie World...
 I've found myself distanced from the rest of the show lately.
 Did you just stick your finger into our Peanut Butter?
 I used my fingers to make myself a Peanut Butter Sandwich, and Dao got all bent out over it!
 WHAT'S YOUR FU@#ING PROBLEM?
 Oh please. Just shut up.
Bejita and I have really been on a love/hate relationship lately, mainly on the hate portion.
 I've found myself strangely attracted to GMD lately.
What are you doing?! Get off of me!
This is the true story!(true story)
Of seven weirdos,
Picked to live in a Talk Show!
To have their lives taped,
To find out what happens,
When people stop being polite.
And start getting weird.
The Zowie World.
Vegeta's Angel was acting... really weird today.
Come on, GMD! Come in here and massage my back for me!
I didn't even know she HAD back problems... so I called the Chiropractor. I mean, he'd know what to do more than me, right?
I called the Chiropractor. You've got an 8 O' Clock appointment tomorrow morning.
Uhh, thanks...
I don't get it, am I sending the wrong signals or something?
Dao wouldn't let that Peanut Butter incident rest...
Guys, I'm proclaiming a Show Meeting tonight at 7. Anyone who does not attend will be murdered.
I thought it was pretty rash of Daovonnaex to do that. I didn't really wanna go, y'know, but I didn't want to die either.
Since when was Dao in charge of the Show? I couldn't believe he just bossed us around like that.
Alright, the meeting shall now begin. First issue, Golen. He stuck his grimy fingers into our Show Peanut Butter that we ALL use, as I stood witnessing it for myself. I propose we either (A) kill him, or (B) kick him off the show. Any thoughts?
I'm going with Option 1.
Me too.
When they all said that killing me was a good idea, I was like "Holy shit! They're going to kill me!".
Umm, guys, I think that's a bit un-
Me three.
Very well. So as a Total Show Vote, yay or nay?
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Well? What's the problem?
Which one means "yes"?
...Yay.
Oh, okay then, "yay"!
Yay!
Sometimes I hope and pray there's intellegent life on other planets.
Very well then, goodbye Golen.
Wait, no!!!
GMD, you may do the honors.
Alright! *slices Golen's head off*
That really sucked when they killed me.
Next issue, Shenron vs. Majin Bejita. One of them needs to be kicked off of the Show, obviously. Any thoughts?
Kick that Canadian Fu@#head off, he's an annoying pretty boy!
Yeah right.
FU@# OFF!
I'm getting the feeling Majin Bejita doesn't like me.
I HATE THAT CANADIAN SH@#!!!
I have come to the conclusion that this should be resolved with a Cock Fight.
Dao was starting to make me nervous... I knew I couldn't win in an event like that! I can barely find it myself half the time... how was I supposed to fight with the darn thing?
Umm, Dao... I don't think I have the ability to participate in that event.
Why not?
Well, uhhh...
*whispers in Shenron's ear*
Oh, you fight with Chickens? Oh, okay then. It's alright.
Alright, let the battle begin! In the red corner, wearing the red sash, representing Shenron... LITTLEEEEEEEEE PECKER!
I thought it was kinda mean to name my Chicken that.
And in the blue corner, wearing the blue sash, representing Majin Bejita... JOHNNNNNNNY FU@#OFF!
My chicken looked frikin' awesome.
Alright, are you ready? Are you ready? Okay, let's get it on!
Go LITTLE! GET HIM!
KICK HIS ASS, JOHNNY!
Ooo, Johnny's down after 6 seconds in the ring! And the winner is Shenron by knock-out!
YAY!
That fight was fu@#ing rigged. They cheated.
Well, guess you're out Bejita. So pack up and get off the show. Right now. Hurry it up already.
I was happy he was off the show finally.
Fu@# this fu@$ing mother-fu@#ing show. I hate this stupid sh@# anyway. Fu@# all of you mother-fu@#ing co@# su@#ing bit@#es! *takes his mic off and runs off*
I'm not exactly sure, but I think I saw tears streaming down his face when he ran off.
I felt kinda sad for a second about Bejita leaving. Then GMD walked into the room and said he was gonna go to the video store, wanted to know if I wanted to come along and rent something. This was my chance! I knew he'd come around.
Next time, on Zowie World...
We have to pick two new cast members for the show.
We decided that Hofan and him would be the two new cast members.
 I'm rocking this show now yeah yeah yeah!!!
Now I'm really in a dilenma: do I chose GMD, or do I choose him?
I'd be totally fine with all of this, but Hofan is...
 Hey son! I'm movin' in!
 .......... *plays ending sequence*
-Grand Master Dragon
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