Episode #13: Episode the 13th!
 Hi everyone, welcome to the show! Today's guests are world-renowned rappers Aaron Carter and The Notorious Fluffy G! Ha, how about that? I did it.
 You sure did.
Yeah, well, this should be a great show...
 I doubt it.
What're you talking about? We have two of the world's greatest rappers here today!
No you don't.
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I'm goin' out for a drink. *walks out*
Well, crud-vapors... I really need to put a lock on that door or something.
 Hey GMD man I'm here now!!!
What the hell are you doing here?
I'll be the co-host now cool huh??
Right... umm, anyway, my first guest has sold over 50 albums world-wide, and is the younger brother of a Backstreet Boy!... (Wait a minute, THAT Aaron Carter?) Please welcome Aaron Carter to the show!
 Hey man WASSUP!?
This is the Aaron Carter we got?
What other ones did you think there were?
I dunno, I just thought there was just... another one... that wasn't him.
Yo yo yo man you rock dude I bought three copies of your album I'm a huge fan man!!!
Awesome bro we be BLING BLING BUDDIES now you wit' me G???
How many times do I have to tell the producers... we need translators when we have guests who speak foreign languages!
He's speaking English, in a mangled, deranged sort of way.
Wonderful...
Dude what's your problem mutha fu@#a you not down with it you ain't gittin' ma props G!
What props? Where? You should know this show doesn't have the type of budget for that.
Aren't you a little young to be swearing like that?
Man you ni@#as can suck ma di@# word to ya mutha Boy-yee you know how we do up in heya!!!
*sighs* How long have we been doing this show? Nine, ten years?
Three monthes.
Gosh, it seems like longer...
Dude you're an imposter go away you lil' dweeb you're making the host mad DIE FIRE FLAME ATTACK AHHHHH!!!!!
...Wha?
I said... FIRE FLAME ATTACK AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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Er... *slices Aaron Carter's head off* Is that what you were trying to do?
Kinda thanks man whew I need to work out more I guess my magic ain't as good as it used to be huh damn.
Yeah...
Next guest.
Right. My next guest has had such hits as "I Love it When You Call Me Big Fluffa" and "How'd You Get So Fluffy?". Ladies and gentlemen, The Notorious Fluffy G!
*The Notorious Fluffy G comes down and takes the seat Aaron's corpse now occupies, throwing the body to the floor casually.*
Now HERE'S a guest I know... welcome to the show, Mr.G! YEEEEH-YEEEH-YEEEEAH!
 Hey man, how's it goin'?
Fine, I suppose. Wow, I just feel honored sitting next to you... you're one of my most favorite artists!
It's cool, man. Just chill.
Right, gotcha.
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So, Fluffy... you don't mind if I call you Fluffy, do you?
No problemo.
Awesome. Anyway, I was wondering... could we get right to it and have you "bust a few rhymes" for us? I'd be eternally grateful.
Sure, no problem man.
YES!
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*stands up, begins rapping* (Unintelligable) ...How'd you get so fluffy? Oh, I don't know! How'd you get so fluffy? My lawn needs to get a mow! How'd you get so fluffy?...
Wow, that was great! Wasn't it, you?
Thanks man.
?????
Well, was it or wasn't it? Answer me!
Hey man, it's alright, he doesn't-
Oh yes he does!
...Well, I uhh, better get going...
Say it, say it! Say it was great!
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I said SAY IT!
FIRE FLAME ATTACK HAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Ha ha ha, you moron, you do it like this! *begins to swing sword towards his own neck*
Uh-oh...
......... *plays ending sequence*
-Grand Master Dragon
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