Episode #11: Sock Puppets
Last time on Wowie Zowie...
 Don't you get it? I'm the only one who has the cure for the virus, and without it you can say goodbye to your precious world!
 You'll never get away with this!
 GMD... I'm your father.
 NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
 Dao, I've fallen in love with another man.
 Who is it!? Who IS IT!?
 ..........
You dirty tramp!
We're getting married on Friday, and there's no way you're gonna stop us.
We'll see about that!
 If we don't keep this bus over 50 miles per hour we're all gonna die, and I'll never get to declare my love for Sophia!
Wowie Zowie, staring...
Grand Master Dragon, as The Host
Daovonnaex, as The Co-Host
Mike, as The Guy in the Control Room
Hofan, as Juan Valdez
Pueto Sanchez, as The Soon-to-be Greatest Guitar Sensation in the World
Codegamer 079, as Bleeding Man #11
Him, as... him
...And Vegeta's Angel, as Trinity/The Hopping Woman
I know the camera isn't on, what do you think I am, stupid?
No, you're not listening, the camera is-
-Off, yeah, I know! Sheesh.
On.
..........Eh, heh heh, hi, welcome to the show everybody, uhh... should I bring the guests out right now?
Wouldn't hurt.
Ego's already wounded enough.
Err, yeah... umm, today's guests are several random people picked off of the streets to-
Hey man!!!
You!? How the hell you get in here? I thought you were dead.
You said he could come back on the show.
I did no such thing!
Sure you did. Remember, at the Cock Fight-
Heh heh, right Mike, I believe you! No need to bore us all with your crazy stories!
Whatever... introduce the guests.
Oh, uhh, yeah! Here they are!
Excellent introduction.
Thanks.
Are we on? Are you recieving me, Jupiter Television viewers?
Yes, you are on, and I have a snake on my head!... Wait a second, why is there a snake on my head?
*coughs*...
That's it Dao, you've gone too far!
Yeah GMD kill him so I can be the co-host right man??
Get over here, you bald-headed prankster! *jumps across desk, tackling Dao*
Umm... aren't we supposed to be interviewed?
*struggling* Just, one minute, guys, and... AH! My eye!
Meanwhile, in the Control Room...
So you see, it's tradition on the show for all attractive female guests to seduce GMD to the point of Heart-Attack.
Really? Sounds kinda hard.
It's only that way for about 20 seconds, then the Heart Attack begins.
Wait, are we talking about the same thing?
I don't think so.
Greece, Present-Day
Look, you fool, hand over the Prism Amulet or your friends will perish!
Juan, you diabolical fiend...
Call me father, my dear son. Father.
NEVER!!!!
Back at the Studio...
...So I said to her, I said "Bye for now". Tch, "bye for now"!? HA HA HA! Oh, it was so stupid.
It sounds like it.
Incoming... ha ha! *takes the last available seat*
Well, I see the last of the four are here! How goes it, Vegeta's Angel?
Good, good. Hey Hofan, switch me seats.
Umm, alright...
So, Vegeta's Angel, what have you been up to lately? *takes a swig of Root Beer*
Nothing much, sweetie. Just checkin' you out.
Uh huh, yeah, me t- *spits out Root Beer* ...Pardon?
And it starts.
Kids, if you'd like a transcript of today's show for Adult Literature purposes, please send $9.95 to...
What's the matter? You're sexy, you know it.
Errr... y'know, I just remembered I had a Keesh in the oven, I better go check on it...
Somewhere in the Phillipines
Pueto... I'm pregnant.
............
Oh, I knew you'd take it the right way!
............
Back at the Studio...
*begins crawling across desk*
So, uhh, Hofan... how's that site of your's goin' these days? Eh? *VA is now on his lap* Uhhhh...
Brace for impact.
*An extremely large explosion is heard from the outside of the studio*
8.5 seconds, a new record.
Jees, that's the fastest I've ever seen...
*collaspses*
Dammit GMD why didn't u follow my advice man -_-
I don't think he can hear you.
I think he's dead.
.........
Well, guess that means I get to kill you all now.
Ha ha ha, good one man!
That was pretty funny!
Who said I was kidding?
.........
Los Angeles, California
Give us the code for the Time Bomb or I'll never give you the Microchip!
Ha, don't think you can trick me, you stupid detectives! I know it's a fake!
Dammit, we almost had him! Run Mike, I'll take care of this!
No, I won't leave you, your my partner!
Back at the studio...
Y'know, he's still not breathing. Dao, are you listening?!
Hold on a second, I'm almost done tying them up...
.......... *plays ending sequence*
-Grand Master Dragon
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