Episode #10: Clay Warriors
 'Yello, welcome to the show everybody!
 Is this gonna take long?
...Are you in a rush or something?
Well, I kinda gotta go... do something.
Oh oh oh, I see how it is, you don't have enough time for your FRIENDS anymore, do you?
This stupid show is not my friend.
 Nor mine.
FINE then! I don't need your help! Get outta here!
You mean... we're free to leave?
Didn't I say "Get out"!?
Alright! I'm goin' out for a drink... wanna join me?
Sure. I'll be the intoxicated designated-driver.
Sounds like fun to me.
*Mike and Dao leave*
Yeah, go ahead and leave! I don't need your help... I've got my OWN Co-Hosts who love to do their job! Right, Psychopathic Killer?
 I like blood.
Eh, heh heh, right... How about you, Uncle Scrooge?
 SHUT THE HELL UP!
Umm... Well, anyway, today's guests are none other than the legendary Mario Brothers! Welcome to the show, guys!
 Hello! Itsa-me, a-Mario!
Ah ha ha ha ha! Mario, you're so hillarious! I don't think I'll ever get tired of that!
 I thought I told you to stop doing that, Mario...
And I told-a you to shut the hell-a up!
Wow, it's an honor of mine to be interviewing my childhood heroes, I don't know where to begin! So... how are things going with you guys lately? Have you been patching things up yet? Any better since our brief interview, Luigi?
Yeah, we're doing alot better! I really did get my own game, so things are going really well! (Except for the death threats, and my paychecks being stolen...)
Well, that's good. How about you, Mario?
That little shit-a gets-a on my nerves. I wanna kill-a him.
Oh, uh, I see...
Can't you just LOVE ME FOR WHAT I AM, BROTHER!? CAN'T YOU!?
No. Fuck-a off.
Please, don't start this again... you know how I get!
Shut the hell-a up!
YEAH!
*begins crying*
*sighs* (I wonder if Mike and Dao are faring well... nah, they're probably having just as bad of a time as I am!)
Meanwhile, at the local pub...
WOO HOO! Come on girls, stop it... there's only so much of us to go around...
  But we can't resist! Tee hee!
On the contrary, there's more than humanly possible that I can pass around... and more.
 Oh please Dao, give it to me!
Eh, maybe, maybe not.
Back at the show...
*sobbing* ...And then you never took me to the carnival and instead went out with the Princess and probably screwed her when you KNEW I had a crush on her! How could you do that!? HOW!?
I'm gettin' fuckin'-a sick of you!
Would anyone like me to try out my new knives?
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
No, why don't YOU!
That's it! Mario, treat your brother better. Luigi, quit crying, you wuss. Uncle Scrooge, keep it down. The neighbors might call the cops. And Psychopathic Killer... uhh, just stay in your seat.
 .............
Let's go home, bro.
Okay-a.
*Mike and Dao walk in*
Hey guys... I'm, err-
Get out of my chair, pops.
Get out of my control room, Killer!
FUCK OFF!
May I attempt a Lobotomy if I do?
BAM! POW! ZIFF!
Well, I guess everything's back to normal now.
We only came back here because the girls got tired on us and they stopped serving alcohol.
Oh...
Considering they spent 3 minutes with me, they probably won't be able to walk for another 6-8 weeks.
............. *plays ending sequence*
-Grand Master Dragon
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