Episode #9: Fishy, Float Quickly
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......Where's GMD?
He's still in the hospital, remember? Heart-attack?
Oh, yeah...
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Well, I suppose the show must go on.
No.
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....Dao, you've gotta host the show until GMD gets back...
Such a challenge. Alright, whatever. *takes GMD's seat behind the desk*
Alright, today's guest is-
Whoa! I just got overwhelmed with a strange feeling!
*sighs* ...What?
Dur hur hur hur! Hi, I'm da host of da show! I imprison ma friends here ta torture dim! DUR HUR HUR HUR!
Ha ha ha ha! Keep doing it, keep doing it!
DUH DUH DUH! I git ta sit behind da desk and eat chips! DUR HUR HUR HUR!
HA HA HA HA! That's just like him!
Yeah...
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...You want me to say the guest?
Nah, I'll do it.
But how can you do it if you don't know who it is?
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 Is someone gonna introduce me or should I just leave?
How the hell you get in here?
He's the guest, I told him to come out...
I don't care. I don't like him. Get him out.
Umm, y'know, I'm sitting right here...
Shut up, Joey.
I can do other interviews, y'know. I got lots of other shows I can-
Alright then, perfect. Get out of here.
Fine, be that way...
*GMD staggers in on crutches*
 DAO! What're you doing to the guest!?
Hey, what do ya know... you're back.
Get out of my seat, or I'm gonna get the broom.
You can't tell me what to do.
OH YES I can! Don't you remember Woodstock '94?
...Kinda, but what does that have to do with anything?
Did I say it DID!?
Fight, fight, fight!
No, no, no, this is unacceptable for Jupiter Television...
Did we ask for YOUR opinion, Joey!? I didn't think so, but I think the FISH DID!
(GMD seems to be suffering from a bit of brain damage...)
This behavior cannot be tolerated. Expect me to sue. What's the name of your broadcasting station?
Oh, the name of my Broadcasting Station? Why, it's this. See this sword? It's on the end of that, JOEY! *chops Joe Lieberman into 15 equal pieces with his broadsword*
NOOOOOOO! JOEY!
What're YOU sobbing about? You're usually happy about bruatality.
Somebody had to do it.
Now, give me my seat back! FAT BABY!
Oh, it's on now.
*The two begin fighting all over the set, knocking everything in their path over*
Give me my seat back!
Never.
Then you shall die defending it, Horn-Swaggler!
Man, this is getting good.
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Shin-Kikoha!
*GMD is hit with an extremely large blast of energy from Dao, causing major structural damage around him as well*
 Why must we hurt the ones we love? Why? WHY? WHY?!
You dropped one of your crutches... and the other one.
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-Grand Master Dragon
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