Episode #8: Chesthair Omelet
 Welcome to the show everyone! I'm your host, GMD, of course...
 uoy llik lliw I.
What?
nug a htiW.
I can't make out what you're saying... hug a Hindu?
 Hey GMD, take a guess at what you're supposed to finish...
Dinner?
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Oh, monologue, right! Yeah, I knew that...
Uh huh.
Well, tonight's guest is none other than my female friend herself, Chibi Gohan's Girl!
dial teg yllanif lliw DMG.
Heh, well Dao, incase you didn't know it's kinda hard to dial Damage... well, I suppose if you paid attention to those little letters on each number... but who does?
Read that backwords.
"Read"? How am I supposed to read that? He said it outloud, in real life, duh.
*hands GMD a wad of papers* Here's this episode's transcript.
But how'd you get this episode's transcript if we're still in this episode?
....I have ways.
...Right. *reads transcript, backwords* ....Get laid? What do you mean?
I'm assuming he means with CGG.
seY.
Errr, uhhh... we're just friends...
*starts singing* dial teg annog s'DMG! dial teg annog s'DMG! dial teg annog s'DMG!
Uhhhh.... Pueto, play me to the desk...
 ......... *plays a few chords*
Well, uhh... guess we should bring out the guest...
Yes. Chibi Gohan's Girl.
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Well, introduce her.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Chibi Gohan's Girl!
......... *plays a few chords that slightly resemble Spirit vs. Spirit*
*CGG steps out and takes Dao's seat, which he eagerly allows her to take.*
 Hi GMD! How are you doin'? ^_^
Well, normally I'd be great ol' pal, but my coleagues have accidently put me into the wrong frame of mind...
Yeah, the Nervous Around Girls Who Talk About Sexual Things and Causes GMD to Have a Heart-Attack frame of mind.
Oh, I know GMD's like that, oh well ^_^. You want me to talk dirty to him or somethin'? ~_^
SEY. MIH ERUTROT!
Go for it.
Hee hee alright then GMD what would you do if I {Censored by the Federal Bureau Saving Little Jimmy(FBSLJ)}?
Errrrrr..... uhhh.....
...And then what if I {Censored by the Federal Bureau Saving Little Jimmy(FBSLJ)}, while {Censored by the Federal Bureau Saving Little Jimmy(FBSLJ)} and {Censored by the Federal Bureau Saving Little Jimmy(FBSLJ)} until you {Censored by the Federal Bureau Saving Little Jimmy(FBSLJ)}?
Umm, err, uhhh....
20 bucks says he'll say "Uhh, ummm, errr" next.
no er'uoY.
Tee hee, oops, dropped my pen on the floor... let me get it... *leans over GMD*
Errr, uhhhhhh.....
Dammit!
heh heH. esaelp yenoM.
Ergh... *hands Dao 20 dollars*
Oh, wait, I dropped it again... under the DESK this time! Sheesh, guess I'm gonna have to go down there and get it... *begins climbing under the desk*
Uhhhhhh..... AHHHH!!!! *clenches heart and falls to the ground*
Hee hee, GMD fell head over heels for me! ^_^
Whoa.
abmarac eya!
...I think we should call an ambulence, or something...
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...Did he finish?
................ *plays ending sequence*
-Grand Master Dragon
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