Episode #7: Disposable Bread
 Hey everybody, welcome to the show! We got a great one planned tonight, and I say that not only because I'm forced to, but- hey, where's Dao?
 Last time I saw him he was harassing some pre-schoolers...
Ergh... blast it! We have a show to do!
Technically, no.
Well, yeah, I suppose... but, the show must go on!
No, it doesn't.
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Meanwhile, somewhere off the coast of the Florida Keys...
 Ahh, this is the life... or somewhat close to it... perhaps... maybe...
 Tee hee, Dao, you're so cute!
 ...And sexy! You forgot sexy! Tee hee!
Quiet hoes! I'm getting the feeling I'm forgetting something...
 ...Five-O'Clock fu@#?
Yes! That's it!Well, come on, we have work to do.
Back at the Show...
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You're beginning to remind me of Pueto. Should I bring the guest out or something?
Eh, it's so boring here... I guess so. Who's the guest?
Y'know, that guy. That won the contest. To be on the show.
...Who?!
That guy who wouldn't keep hounding you to be on the show.
Oh yeah, him... yeah, bring him out... I guess...
Aren't you going to introduce him?
Uhh, yeah... ladies and gentlemen, him!
 .... *Plays a few chords that don't resemble much at all*
 *sits down in the seat Dao normally sits in*
Hey man what's up YA YA YA I'm finally on the show!
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Hey man what's your problem lighten up drink some coffee hey Mikey Boy get this man some coffee will ya!???
Yeah, sure... (You sound like you would know where to locate some more than I would...)
Whoa I can't believe it I'm really on the show so GMD get some head yet or what did you explode contact with a girl like I always hear??? Ha ha ha just kidding man you really need to get over that shyness don't they write books on that or something?? I think they do I saw a book once I think it said it was called Overcoming Shyness you should buy it but I'm not sure though if it really is called Overcoming Shyness just look into it. Otherwise you will never get some and man I just don't want to see a fellow guy have that happen to him ya know what I mean?? Don't get discouraged I know the girls might not like you when you aren't hitting on them all the time or shoving your tongue up their ear but just keep trying someday maybe you'll find a girl that's right for you trust me I am the LUV MASTA and I know these things :). It'll be real sad though if you're still a virgin by the time you're 18 why I'd be ticked if I still was so I hope you can get over that shyness real soon man ;-).
...That's the weirdest icon I have ever seen.
Man don't DISS my Fire Flame Attack or you'll get it watch out I'll power up and HIT YA! Lmao just kiddin' man I wouldn't kill you you're cool.
Mike... call... Dao... NOW...
But I don't have any idea where-
JUST DO IT.
Man wtf calm down and just have fun that's what life's about man livin' and havin' fun I still don't see how you haven't gotten head I mean hell it ain't that hard do you really get that shy around girls like that?? I heard you get panic attacks or something that could be bad for your health ya know seriously just try to CALM DOWN next time keep a cool head and let the fun begin ;-). I bet you're really good at fu@#ing too you just need to get over your shyness all the real shy guys are that's the irony of life I guess but hopefully you can overcome it and please the women of the world like myself :).
Yeah...
...What do you mean "No comprehend Inglo"?! Stupid Germans! Grrr, I better find out where Dao is soon, or something terrible could happen...
...Listen man there's this real hot chick I know she's a friend of my gf's and she's single and she said she'd be happy to meet you as long as you promise not to HAVE A HEARTATTACK know what I mean man just don't blow your load or anything when you hold her hand or start going into convulsions when she kisses you just gotta chill man ;-).
Must... fight... dying... can't... give up... yet...
*Daovonnex mysteriously flies in from the rafters like a Musketeer*
HUZZAH! I return, and I bring AWESOMA POWA!!!
DAO! My MAXIMUM POWER returns!
Hey man why'd you hire this dork to work for you hire me man I can be a better co-host than him come on man...?
Hey, look over there. *points to his left*
Hi cutie! Wanna go out with us?
WHOA holy sh@# I'm outta here later man it was cool but the dames are callin' my name! *is pulled away by the three bikini babes*
Whew, what a relief. So, are they really planning to go out with him?
In a sense, yes... to the back alley behind the studio.
Oh, heh heh, I get it... gross.
Yeah. They plan to brutally murder him and bury his body parts throughout the city.
Oh.
You would have understood that if you had gotten head.
................ *plays ending sequence*
-Grand Master Dragon
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