Episode #6: Medical Training
 Hey everyone! Welcome to the show! Today we have not one, but TWO guests!
 Oh joy.
Yes! Our first guest comes all the way from Seiken Densetsu. Yes, you guessed it... The Mana Beast!
You booked ANOTHER monster?
Don't worry. We talked before the show; he'll be good.
 Because you told me to pay him....
Heh heh. Well, let's get on with it, shall we? Pueto, play me to the desk! *walks over to desk and sits down*
 ....... *plays a couple chords*
Mana Beast, come on out!
*Mana Beast flies in and sits in both chairs, forcing Dao to get up and stand*
So, Mana Beast, what's up?
 Kee! Kee!!
Uhhh... right. So what's life been like for you lately? Do you have a new job?
Kee! Kee!!
DAMMIT! Don't you say ANYTHING besides "KEE"!?
Kee, kee kee kee! *tosses large wad of money on desk*
Ha! You CAN say something different!...Wait, what's this mean?
I think it means he doesn't want your money now, and you're going to die. But that's just a hunch.
Uhh.... heh heh. Nice monster. I didn't mean to yell at you like-
 KEE! KEE!!!
AHHHH! Go to a commercial, go to a commercial!
But we don't have commercials.
Just do it!!
Right...
Phew, that was close.
Good thing Momo came along when he/she did and distracted him by being eaten.
Indeed. Well, no more monsters on the show.
At least until next time.
Right. Well, let's bring out our next guest, Pacman!
*Pacman walks out and stands, due to the entire set being destroyed*
Hey Pacman! How goes it?
 Yo yo yo! How my fu#$ing Gs doing on this fine mother-fu#$in' day, bi$%#@?
Pacman's a pimp! Cool!
Man, it makes me so proud to speak to such a legend like yourself... but you sure don't look old.
Fu$% no, man! I be pimpin' hoes nation-fu#$in' wide, 24-fu#$in' 7 G!
Sorry, but I gotta ask you to stop swearing so much. This is a family show, y'know.
Fu$% no! What kinda sh$% you tryin' to fu#$in' pull, bi#$%!?
Dao! Get the hammer!
The Mana Beast ate it.
Ha ha! That's some fu@#in' funny sh$%, man.
............
I have a question: are you still haunted with the image of colored ghosts hunting you down in the night?
AHHH! NO!!!! Mother-fu$%ing ghosts tryin' to kill me! *runs off the stage screaming & swearing*
....Damn.
................ *plays ending sequence*
-Grand Master Dragon
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