Episode #5: The Bong Bong
 Hello, welcome to the show! I'm of course your host-
 Your eternally relentless quote-unquote "monologue" shall kill the children of America. PAIN. AGONY AND PAIN.
Huh? What the hell? I thought Dao killed you...
 With a karate chop?
 Don't doubt my power, lad.
...Yes, but he IS still alive.
Just our luck. So why are you still here bothering us?
To say that my haunting of this "show" is bothersome is an absolute stereotype, for I merely stay here for the sole purpose of my own existance. PEAS ARE GOOD.
So you're saying you don't have a life besides lurching over your computer screen all day?
 Your mis-interpretation of my being is saddening. I feel you are no longer worthy to speak in my presence. SHOES FIT ON MY FEET WELL.
Hey look, he changed genders again!
Ha, GMD, your knowledge of gender seperation is laughable. For isn't it in the mind of a scholar that all people should not be catagorized by their genitalia? THE POP GO FIZZ FIZZ.
No.
Uhhh... nope. I'd have to agree.
Peons, your lack of mental ability astounds even me. RED MARMALADE PLEASE.
*sighs*.... *slaps Momo, sending him(?) flying into a nearby wall*
Man, now maybe we can start the show... Pueto, play me to the desk!
But you're already IN the desk.
Well... crap. Nevermind then. On with the show! Today we have... what guest do we have?
You didn't ask me to book anyone.
Oh boy... uhhh... dang it! Mike, call up somebody! Anybody! We need a guest!
Alright then...
Well, until our new guest gets here, let's play 20 questions!
Whatever.
Uhh.... alright then! Think of something and then I'll begin!
....Alright. Got it. Begin.
....Does it rhyme with "coolio"?
No.
Can I throw it?
No.
Is it bound in human flesh and writen in blood?
Ye-.... no.
Does it grow in a cave?
No.
.......Is it "Tom Clancy's Rainbow 6: Collector's Edition" for the PC?
Yep.
YES! I'm #1!
Not too sure about that....
Guest's here.
Really? Great! Bring him or her in!
 Hello.
What the hell!? What's this!?
I'm the Tick, star of the #1 Fox Kids cartoon, "The Tick"!
That got canceled years ago, I believe.
Yeah, it did.
Ummm.... can I have some money?
No! Get out, you wash-up!
Please, just a little bit? I need dope money...
....Should I?
No, allow me. *pulls out his sword and slices The Tick's head off*
 AHHHH! My head!!
Could you please sign this waiver before you go?
 ........... *plays ending theme*
-Grand Master Dragon
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