Episode #4: Keyboard Surprise
Welkomen to the show, everybody!
Speaking German now, I see.
Just an added effect. Makes me look real cool to speak different languages.
It's even cooler when you speak different languages in another language's accent.
You bet it is!
Must I always remind you to finish/start the monologue?
Oh yeah! Well, today on the show we have this guy....err, wait... woman... uhhh... wait, what gender is the person?
Neutral, I believe.
Right! So... today I'll be interviewing this person named "Momo".... Let's get it on! Pueto, play me to the desk. *walks over to desk and sits down*
......... *plays several chords*
So, Dao... looking forward to talking to the... uhhh... person?
He's one of the many supporters who want me dead. Sure I do.
Ah yes. We tried to book Vegetto707, but he was off busy with... something... I guess. He declined.
Momo's good enough. Just wish I would have packed my 12 gauge today with my lunch.
Well, without further ado, here... uhh... he(?) is, Momo!
*Momo slowly walks in, slithers into Dao's seat as Dao takes the seat next to him, staring*
Hey, uhhh... nice outfit!
To say that my outfit is devine is below normal human standards, for which you rarely stand for. YOU NEED MORE CALCIUM.
...I like the sword.
This blade merely represents the sole purpose of raw nature, which is catastrophe embeded with the violence of ages past. I WANT A COOKIE.
Uhhhh.... ok.
I can't help but giggle.
Laughter is a seed of life for which you do not deserve; your lack-luster ability to become omnipotent in the skill of mental prowess dissapoints me, Daovonnaex. RAGE. BURNING RAGE.
At least I have brains AND brawn, which more than I can say for you.
Magical meriment? Where in the days of old does it speak of which that those should be filled with both wisdom and strength? This is unheard of. HOT BULLETS OF SHOTGUN.
It says it right here, on my left fist.
Hey, weren't you a guy a second ago? How come you're wearing a dress now?
That which need not be explained shall not be explained. For it is better that such things that belittle myself be left as-is, I need not concern myself to bother. But I digress... FISH PIE SANDWICH EGG.
Really, I never say this... but just shut up.
"Shut up"? This mangled word; it's meaning overused. What do you mean by this "shut up"?.... I fail to see the logic in using this flawed "insult" that you somehow managed to procure. I WOULD LIKE A VHS CASSETTE PLEASE.
It means this. *karate chops Momo, sending him flying into a wall*
Wasn't that a little rash?
Nah. I LIKE CHEESE OMELET WITH CRACKERS.
Omelete du fromage!
See, that's the way it's done.
But he forgot the accent.
........ *plays ending melody*
-Grand Master Dragon
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