Episode #2: Bonanza Rerun
 Welcome to the show everyone! Wait, something's missing...
 Weren't you going to have Pueto play an opening melody...?
Yes, YES! That was it...
 Little late now.
.............
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Are you planning to change me back to normal any time soon?
Quiet you! I've already messed up the monologue....
So what else is new.
That's it! Take this!
 Whoa, cool... I'm back to normal.
 AHHHH!!!! NO!!!!! I'm a... a....
Guess those "shields" worked.
Well... the show must go on.
...Or end abruptly.
Heh heh heh.
.......Anyway, tonight's guest comes all the way from Alefgard. Yes, it's the one... the only.... Dragonlord!
Great, more Dragon Warrior stuff.
Don't you think that's just a BIT of a bad idea?
Why?
Well.... he's completely evil. And extremely powerful by most standards.
....And? Your point?
...Nothing. Nothing at all.
Alright then, let's get this goin'. Pueto, play me to the desk. *walks over to the desk and sits down*
 ......... *plays a few chords*
Can't believe I'll have to do this interview as a.... a....
No different from how you do the show normally: naked.
Erghhh.... well, guess I'll have to just deal with it for now. I really need to work on that magic stuff....
I really don't think you're cut out to be a magician.
Oh yeah? Watch this! I'll turn you into a red X!
 AHHHH!!! Change me back, change me back!!!
Heh heh, knew I could do it...
Bah, simple card tricks. All you're doing is changing the HTML.
.....Errr, yes, truthfully...
Some magician you are.
Alright, enough! Let's meet a real magican then! Everybody welcome The Dragonlord to the show!
........ *plays a tune that resembles the Dragon Warrior overworld theme*
*The Dragonlord takes Dao's seat, as Dao switches to the next seat over as usual*
So, Drago... can I call you Drago?
 You may only refer to me as The Dragonlord.
Uhhh, heh heh, right... so "The Dragonlord".... how's life these days being the very first Dragonlord and all?
I will kill all of you.
Ummm.... what?
I shall kill all of you.
Holy crap, you ARE evil! Dao, why didn't you warn me about this!?
I did.
Oh yeah.... well, Mike, why'd you book this guy!?
Because you told me to.
Dang it guys, how many times must I tell you NEVER to listen to me!?
Several. And we're following orders perfectly.
Huh?
Enough! I shall kill all three of thee!
Nice rhyme.
Crap, guess I gotta fight you then... this sucks.
Especially since you're in the body of a demonic, yellow mouse.
Eh, whaddya gonna do... alright, get ready Mr.The Dragonlord, I guess.
 MWA HA HA!!!
Ummmm..... Pika Pika?
Use your Thundershock.
....And hope he doesn't step on you.
......... *plays ending sequence as explosions are heard in the background*
-Grand Master Dragon
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