Episode #1: We Gotta POWA!
 Hey. Welcome to the show everybody! It's gonna be great.
 Is that so?
Well... err... I hope so.
Where's the free food for the guests? No show is good without lots of complimentary food and drink.
Awww man! I forgot all of that! Wonder if I still have time to drive to the store...
 Don't forget the beer.
OHHHH NO! How could I have forgotten all of these THINGS!?
Maybe because this is a show, not a tailgate party.
...Wha?
We were just goofing around.
Dang it guys, this is our first show! Take it seriously.
Yeah, wouldn't want our reruns to get their rotation cut from PBS.
Right. So... now what do I do?
Finish your monologue, say who the guest is.
Oh yeah! Our guest tonight is... uhhh... who was it?
*sighs*... Britney Spears.
Of course! How could I forget! *drools*
Good. Now just finish the monologue so we can get this over with.
Gotcha. Alrighty... Ladies and gentlemen, the "Soon-to-be" greatest guitar sensation in the world, PUEEEEEETO SANCHEZ!!!! *walks over to desk*
 ........ *plays a few chords*
....Alright, show's over, bye!
Unfortunately, no.
Hey, wait a second... somebody mixed up my index cards!
Heh heh...
Argh! You spoony bard! You've ruined the show!
I'm not a bard, I'm a martial artist.
Not anymore! I'm in charge so I say you're a bard! Watch!
 You moron! You screwed up! Now I'm a slime!
Eh, err... sorry. It's not so bad, really.
...I'm a pile of bluish green poo.
Well, deal with it. We have to bring the guest out.
Oh yeah, your dumb blond-fantasy...
HEY! Don't make fun of her!
I'm not. Her being an idiot will probably give you much better odds. But she isn't blind, though...
Yeah! So here's our first guest ever, Britney Spears! Come on out, Britney!
....... *plays a few chords that slightly resemble a Britney Spears song*
*Britney Spears comes in and takes Dao's seat, covered in blue slime, as Dao sits in the next seat over to prevent any possible co-host sightings during the interview*
 Hi! This chair is all wet.
Yeah, Josh can make a real big mess sometimes after he sees your picture.
Wow! You're a cute lil' slime, aren't you?
No comment.
Hee hee! You're funny!
Ok, that's enough Dao... time for me to interview her.
No problem, I understand you want to talk to the girl you've had to clean up after so many times.
Quiet you! Or I'll turn you into Pikachu!
You just got lucky last time. This time I've set up my Shields. It'll bounce back and you'll be yellow.
Fine, fine...
Five minutes left, bro.
WHAT!? Drat, I wanted to make this interview much longer!
So, like, ask me some stuff, tee hee!
Well....errr...uhhh...ummm...well....uhhhh....
Keep your eyes open Dao, I think GMD's about to explode.
Luckily we won't get to see it, as it'll be conceiled.
Well...? Say something, hun, tee hee!
Uhhhhhh..... uhhhhhh......uhhhhh.....
One minute left.
Hee hee, don't be shy!
Uhhhhhhhhh..... how'd you get so hot?
Huh...? What do you mean?
Airhead...
What?
Do you pretend not to know what people are saying, or are you just naturally stupid?
I don't know what you mean, tee hee!
Well, that's the end of our.... first show. I... uhhh... *colaspses*
When you planning to change me back?
...... *plays ending sequence*
-Grand Master Dragon
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