Wowie Zowie World Discussion
-October 17th, 2001-
During these times when opinions run high, debates are an extremely common and healthy occurance. It lets us spread our feelings and emotions across quickly to others in an efficiant manner, letting us learn and grow as a person. Gathering together a unique group of visitors, fans, and other assorted people that really don't have much to do with anything, Wowie Zowie prepared a group discussion forum for world events and, as we're about to see, an invigorating debate began between the five.
Grand Master Dragon: Hello everyone, please welcome our speakers: Chibi Gohan's Girl, Pueto Sanchez, Mike, and Daovonnaex. How's everyone doin'?
Chibi Gohan's Girl: I'm cool thanks for asking ^_^.
Pueto: ...........
Mike: Where the fu@#'s the fu@#in' water God-damn talk show don't even have fu@#in' water for their guests what the Jiggly-Fu@#'s up with that sh#@!?
Daovonnaex: Just fine, thank you.
Grand Master Dragon: Ah, good. And... umm, we'll try to get an ETA on that water, alright?
Mike: Damn fu@#in' well better.
Grand Master Dragon: Alright, first discussion: Mad Cow Disease. Any thoughts on what we can do to prevent this?
Pueto: ...........
Chibi Gohan's Girl: Why don't we just make the cows happy? Why are they so angry, I don't get it.
Mike: I tell ya what we fu#$in' do we kill them all, eat the meat and forget all about those damned sh$%-chunkies. Problem solved.
Daovonnaex: What he said.
Grand Master Dragon: Right... So, next topic: music. What music do you prefer, and do you think certain types of music shouldn't be around period? What's wrong with music?
Chibi Gohan's Girl: Well I only listen to NSYNC I don't really care about any other songs just NSYNC ^_^.
Mike: That boy-band sh@#. Yeah, get rid of it. Kill them all.
Chibi Gohan's Girl: NO! What are you saying!? NSYNC IS THE BOMB!
Mike: Shut up cu#$. Get me a gin & tonic and then sit on my lap until I tell you not to.
Chibi Gohan's Girl: What's a jin? Oh I remember reading about this on a Dragonball site it has to do with the Saiyans or something right? ^_^
Pueto: ........
Daovonnaex: One could say that.
Mike: Better get me my gin & tonic now before I start putting the keys in the fu@#in' ignition!
Chibi Gohan's Girl: Now wait JUST A SECOND... I can't get you a Saiyan what do you think I am and what in the world would you want with one? Oh... I get it, okay. ~_^
Mike: That's it, I'm gettin' in my Grandma's Car... are you watching? I'm gettin' in the fu@#in' car...
Grand Master Dragon: Uhh, please Mike, don't allow the opinions of the others to offend you, you can still stay...
Mike: Who said I was goin' anywhere?
Grand Master Dragon: ...Anyway, next discussion... Scroll Lock Key: Secret function? Answer.
Pueto: ..........
Chibi Gohan's Girl: A key? For what?
Mike: Quit askin' fu@#in' questions I don't know the answers to.
Daovonnaex: It locks the scroll.
Grand Master Dragon: Next topic: Premarital Sex. Correct, or incorrect?
Chibi Gohan's Girl: Is that where you have sex before you get married?
Grand Master Dragon: Yes...
Chibi Gohan's Girl: Oh.
Grand Master Dragon: Well... do you have an answer?
Chibi Gohan's Girl: Huh? To what?
Grand Master Dragon: *sighs* The question, "Is premarital sex correct"...
Chibi Gohan's Girl: Oh, that.
Grand Master Dragon: Yes.
Chibi Gohan's Girl: ...You want me to answer now?
Grand Master Dragon: Preferably yes.
Chibi Gohan's Girl: Oh, well I like it, I mean it's lots of fun but I really don't think about it that much. ^_^
Pueto: .........
Mike: Marriage is a bunch of sh@% just stick to fu#@in' and that's all you need dammit.
Daovannex: Very correct.
Grand Master Dragon: Quick discussion: Buddy Holly, fact or fiction? Answer.
Mike: Gimme my fu@#in' Frosted Flakes, this show sucks.
Pueto: ..........
Chibi Gohan's Girl: Ummm... Fiction? Oh no, no, wait, I take that back... if I guess wrong do I lose?
Grand Master Dragon: You can't lose, this is a debate.
Chibi Gohan's Girl: What's that?
Grand Master Dragon: Nevermind...
Daovonnaex: Fact.
Grand Master Dragon: Next subject: Philosphy. If a tree falls in the middle of nowhere, does it make a sound?
Chibi Gohan's Girl: Yeah it goes like EEEERRRRRKCHHHHHH and then you hear "TIMBURRRR!" it's pretty cool. ^_^
Grand Master Dragon: But if no one's around to hear it, does it actually make sound?
Chibi Gohan's Girl: Duh, didn't I just say it goes ERRRRCHHHHHH and then you hear "TIMBURRRR!".
Grand Master Dragon: But nobody's around to hear it! The point is whether something only exists if somebody can HEAR IT!
Chibi Gohan's Girl: Okay sorry I don't understand you. ^_^
Mike: It doesn't make a sound, because I'm shadowin' it out by me blowin' up the whole fu@%in' forest.
Pueto: ..........
Daovonnaex: It doesn't.
Grand Master Dragon: Next subject: Fire Extinguishers. Evil, or not?
Pueto: ..........
Mike: Fu@#in' evil man, haven't you see those things come out at night?
Chibi Gohan's Girl: Why would they be evil? They help people and that's good. ^_^
Daovonnaex: Evil.
Chibi Gohan's Girl: But wait I don't get it how could they be evil they help people right?
Mike: Shut up bit$% they just are you don't question it. Like with demons or some sh#$.
Chibi Gohan's Girl: But some demons are nice like in that Japanese Cartoon La Blue Girl. ^_^
Mike: Fu#@in' ain't considered nice.
Chibi Gohan's Girl: Yes it is! It's a sign of a good guesture or something. ^_^
Daovonnaex: I disagree with Mike.
Mike: Eh... lucky I ain't puttin' the keys in the ignition.
Chibi Gohan's Girl: What?
Pueto: ......
Mike: Third time, wench, shut the fu$% up!
Chibi Gohan's Girl: It's "WRENCH", not "WENCH", silly. ^_^
Mike: Damn fu$%balls...
Grand Master Dragon: Next topic: if you could be any animal you want, what would you be, and why?
Chibi Gohan's Girl: I'd be a cute lil' Monkey. ^_^
Pueto: ..........
Mike: I'd be a fu$@in' rabid Wolverine so I could tear the sh%$ out of the Miami Dolphins.
Grand Master Dragon: What do you have against the Miami Dolphins?
Mike: Who said I did?
Chibi Gohan's Girl: No! Please leave the poor dolphins alone, they can't fight back. ;_;
Mike: Fu$# off.
Chibi Gohan's Girl: Okay. ^_^
Daovonnaex: 14th-Century Dung Beatle.
Grand Master Dragon: Final subject: world domination. Any thoughts?
Mike: The world already fu%$in' belongs to me.
Chibi Gohan's Girl: I dunno but I like that whole "dominate" part. ~_^
Pueto: ...........
Daovonnaex: I'm still working on it, give me some time.
-Grand Master Dragon
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