| |
Tomb Raider Codes
Since all the popular code sites are so impossible to find and are just plain icky,I've decided to list every single Tomb Raider code for your viewing pleasure!Yes!You can stop chearing now.Seriously.Stop.
Anyway,all of these codes have been tested by the greatest game testers in the world:computer nerds who like to hassle gamers.Yes,that's right,so you're 110% guaranteed(adding an extra 10 percent makes it sound cooler) that these codes work perfectly.By the way,all of these codes have been proven to work on every TR game,so don't worry about having the wrong game.Anyway,I'll quit staling and let you have fun!Hope these help you beat the game!
Get Lara in a Tank Top
Yeah,you heard right:A TANK TOP!To see this beautiful polygon in a red tank top,here's how you do it.First,jump up and down on your playstation 8 times.Not seven.Not six.Eight.Once the jumping is commenced,kick your playstation into a wall and put the game in.If it doesn't load,you didn't do it right.Now you'll instantly be at the title screen.From here,you'll have to goto the bathroom.Yes,goto the bathroom.Make sure to only take a few minutes or you'll screw up,so HURRY IT UP!No time to be washing those dirty hands!Once you get back,Lara will be sitting on your bed waving.Now here's the tricky part.Say "where's the beef?" in your best William Shatner impression.If you say "hi" she'll dissapear and you'll have to start over again.Anyway,once you've said that,she'll wink twice.Wink back three times.Then she'll say "where's my fifty bucks?" at which point you should emideately shrug your shoulders.Then she'll nod and go back into the game,where she'll be wearing....A TANK TOP!!!Just don't turn the game off,you have to leave it on for the rest of your life because if you don't you'll have to do that again and that would suck because doing all that again really sucks you know what I mean it sucks really bad so yeah just don't turn it off and you'll be fine get what I mean.
Get Lara in a *gasp* one-piece swimsuit
To see the lovely pixelized creature in a swimsuit,here's what you do.First,drive to Istambul.It's hard to drive on water,but you have to for the code to work.Now,once you're there look for a guy named Roy.Once you find him,ask for the can of marmalade.He'll say "I want my Bremuda Sundae first beeach!".At this point,punch him.He'll fall the ground.If he doesn't,keep punching him until he does.Now look in his front pocket.You'll see a can of tuna.Pick it up,and drive back to your house.Now,once you're back stick the can of tuna in your playstation.Make sure there's just enough room for your disk to spin,which there will be.Now put the game in and as the game loads sing The Bum Bum Song while rubbing your eyelids counter-clockwise.DON'T rub them CLOCKWISE!!!After doing this,Lara will appear on screen and tell you how much you suck.Ignore this,then flip her off(or alternatively,moon her).She'll laugh,then do the same to you.After this,throw a No.2 Pencil at the screen.She'll say "Ow." and dissapear.At this point,start flipping the light switch in your house off.Then on.Then off.Then on again.Then off.At this point,your light bulb should break.If it doesn't,then you'll have to bust it yourself,preferably with a baseball bat(a lead pipe will do just as good,though).After this happens,you'll hear Yoda say "the force and swimwear are with you" and then when you start a new game she'll be wearing a one-piece swimsuit!(note:if you die,it dissapears.Plus it automatically ends in 10 minutes,so you better enjoy it!!!)
Some might say these codes actually work.Of course,those people are the same people who invented the word "squirelly" and get beaten up on a daily basis by your average gamer.
-Grand Master Dragon
|
|
Articles 
